DONACHONS NEEDED

[!] Previous correspondents of Thaddeus will notice his literacy has decreased considerably, seen on a flyer in Falkvard Square. [!]

i need a hunjrid thowsand silver for the cunstructin of my deth beam of love and kindness. 

the resint cult atack has provin that I AM NOT CRAZY but the evil army of Behmos is COMMING. i do not have the funds to bild my deth beam of kinos love. Behmos is livving in the sun, were he has made his base of evil. his minyins walk amung us. i have atained a larje folowing of kinoses tru beliefers but many do not hede my warning. 

in the mentime i will be riting the tome of kinos to spred the word. curios? ask more

PLESE HELP. i am in cripling det

– Thadus